My neighborhood is VERY nice, it's my basement that's scary!!!!

"Killer Clown from Maple Base"

Many people are afraid of clowns. Me, personally, I don't think they are bad at all. For the most part they are just misunderstood. The ones I know only eat bad people.

I live on Maple street, and a Killer Clown has just made himself at home in my basement. He would never hurt me or any friends who come to my house. All he asks is for me to let him do his business from my damp, dark, disgusting basement.

One evening I went down to wash clothes and discovered the clown cutting up a few Klu Klux Klan members. Tied in a corner, were some annoying religious folk, who go about preaching the stupid book seven days a week, and then molest young boys; beat up gays and lesbians; buy expensive cars with their church members tithe money; sleep with prostitutes and then murder them for being so UNHOLY; and open religious, private colleges in which they teach the principles of love, sharing, and caring, but then have a clause in their rule book that says "NO INTERRACIAL DATING ALLOWED!!!"

(Believe it or not, most preachers are able to fit all this in around their sermonizing schedule!).

I told the clown that I liked his taste in victims and to continue carving people to pieces at his heart's content!

Delighted with my response, the Killer Clown assured me that he would do his best to make his next meals out of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, a reincarnated Adolf Hitler, and Louis Farrakahn's obliviously racist bitch ass!!!!!!

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All images and text are by Marque Terrynamahr Strickland.